I have an addictive personality. Its probably a good thing I don't drink because I' am almost certain I would be an alcoholic. Ive posted about my addictions to anti-nausea pills and shoes but I feel like if I don't come clean I'm going to burst inside. So here it goes.
(why are my palms so sweaty?)
I Whitney, Am addicted to Target's dollar section.
WOW!! I feel so much better! A weight has been lifted off my shoulders and I feel like I can now walk around with my head held high. But its so true. I totally do. I will go into Target head right for the dollar section spend a good 30 minutes in there and come out with gobs of things that I don't need. For instance, I have 4 metal whisks at home but I found a cute pink one the other day in the dollar section and of course I bought it. Why? WHY? Because I am an addict. I'm a lost cause for sure. There are so many other instances too but I am too embarrassed to say them.
The sad part is I' am even training my 11 month old to love the Target dollar section. Every time we enter we always, ALWAYS come out with a book or a toy or a shirt or some socks. She doesn't need them. But I want them. You know it wouldn't even be that bad if I just shopped in the dollar section but that never is the case. That's just the opening number to the musical we all call Target. So from this moment on I have checked myself into rehab. I will be holding Target Dollar Section Anonymous(T.D.S.A) meetings at my house. Zach will be my doctor because I'm sure he is ready for me to kick this addiction so he can have his wife back. Wish me luck.
Friday, February 12, 2010
T.D.S.A
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lol you are too funny! I am a Target addict also! I always go to the $1 section too, and get noah something. I am happy to here I am not the only one!:)
It's a downward spiral that's for sure. Why do you think they put "Spot" in the front of the store as the first thing you see when you walk in? Hook, line and sinker everytime. Now that I think of it, you might have a good case for a lawsuit...teehee! Good luck with TDSA. :)
Totally an addict of the dollar Section to!! That and hobby lobby, Costa Vida and MUCH MUCH MUCH More!!!!
haha! YOU are so funny. i love it too! it's our favorite! do you go 3X a week like we do :) ?? I'll have to come to your meetings! im also a bit addicted to the popcorn and drink for a buck and 7 cents :)
Thank you for your dr suggestion to me! You're the only one :p
And I FORBID myself to go near it. I would end up in your club if I didn't... lol
ps. we need to schedule a fun lunch before school gets too busy that before I know it I'm in Oklahoma wishing I had some Whitney-plus-blog-friends time.
bahahaha this is awesome! you crack me up. i can't go near the place because it captures me for at least 30 minutes.
You're not alone my friend.
Ps I thought of you the entire time I was in the forbidden section.
oh man that section is dangerous. After I'm in there for a good 20 min I have all this stuff and then I realize I don't need it so I try to put it all back and walk away before I can't. Sometimes i can't. Target alone is an addiction. Love that place. Ever since I was little and even still now I remember going to Target with my mom and everytime we go we get popcorn and a drink and walk around the whole store and buy stuff we dont need. Such a dangerous place! Good Luck!
Ha I love it! I'm addicted as well. It's just something about only $1. I totally go straight to that section at JOanne's and Mcdonalds as well...
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