Womens Porn... Dont worry

I Found this Girl on you tube and I was dieing laughing because this is exactly how it is when you go and get your nails done. Enjoy!

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MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities

Its gotta happen someday

Well Ladies and Gentleman... It has happened. The thing I have taken such PRIDE in while expressing to others that it hasn't happened to me. Apparently I forgot to knock on wood after making such a remark. I, Whitney, have gotten my first speeding ticket. Yes, I know. A completely clean record all thrown away. That tricky little Motorcycle cop. He knew he could pull a fast one and appear OUT OF NO WHERE from behind that HUGE tree. Not even a warning(I would think that my clean record would count for something, right?) He wrote that ticket like he was behind on his quota for the month. Obviously he forgot its not March anymore and that is only the 4th day of April so why start so early on his quota.If I would have written this earlier I probably wouldn't have appeared so calm( maybe calm isnt the right word).So I have three options...#1 Appear in court, #2 pay the fine and #3 endure 4 grueling hours of traffic school. I think there should be option like " Get yourself a Gelato and try to slow down next time." After my encounter with that very great and wonderful motorcycle officer all I could think about is ... What if I got pulled over 2 times in one day? So... I slowed it down.

The Devil

I have been drinking this for the last 2 days straight and it has reminded me how much I truly hate Cranberry Juice.The way it makes me mouth feel after I drink it could possibly be the worst taste in the world. I had the early signs of a bladder infection and now that I have been able to go to the Doctor I don't have to drink this nasty stuff anymore. So good riddance!

Were Alive!

I know, I know! Im horrible at this right now. Zach and I have been so busy and not even with fun things. SCHOOL! I seriously cannot wait until the day I never have to step a foot back on MCC campus. Im worn out and I know Zach is too. He is trying to figure some things out with school... I think I hear "Change his Major" in the air. Zach had a relaxing Spring Break... yard work here and there. I on the other hand didnt really get a spring break. I still had to work, but atleast there was no school. We were able to go to the Renaissance Festival with my family. They have the best food and I was giddy happy.I ate the most out of everyone.I didnt get any pictures because I forgot my camera.Sorry. Well we are back into full swing now juggling school and work. I will try to be better at posting.

Im sorry, whats your name again?

Some call him Zach, others call him Zachary. I call him my husband I still think I have. It has been Mid Term Week and both Zach and I have been so busy. With a quick Hello or Goodbye as we are running out the door thats all we have seen of each other all week. Zach has had study group every night until the wee hours of the morning. Today at 4:25 my crazy week ends. I finally turn in my Kitchen Project. HOORAY! This project has caused me such grief and I am worried I wont get it done and excited to turn it in so I dont have to worry about anymore. Zach will be finished with his week tomorrow, poor guy has a paper due. YEAH FOR SPRING BREAK!!!!!